With Uncle Joey in Their Corner, How Could They Lose? Bobo Burrito.

Officially, Horizon Pictures has not announced the lineup for their Christmas wrestling event, TCW XV. But rumors still abound on who the guest stars may be for the film.

The latest rumor involves the Olsen sisters, Mary-Kate and Ashley.

"They need to keep in the limelight" stated a wrestling fan at a local event. "Twins are in. Look at the Bellas and how well they are doing. Maybe Lucian's planning on having a Full House Stampede... The Bellas versus the Olsens. I'd pay to see that."

"That's nonsense, of course" remarked a nearby friend. "If anything, they'll have the Olsens come in, make a couple remarks, then have Awesome Kong come down to the ring and eat them. They'd be just an appetizer for the wrestler."

Calls to Horizon Pictures and Ship of Fooles Productions continue to be left unanswered. When will they announce the TCW XV stars?

TCW XV opens on December 20.

Global Thriller Gets Cast, Star Says He is Difficult to Love

Daniel Radcliffe can defeat the world’s most dangerous wizards... but dating is still a challenge.

Recently the Harry Potter star talked about struggling to romance his girlfriend, Rosie Coker.

“I hated dating because I’m crap at it!” said Radcliffe. “With Rosie, I didn’t know what was appropriate, like on which date you’re supposed to try and kiss her.”

That led to some awkward moments. “At the end of the second date I pulled a move out of the Bela Lugosi Book of Woo,” he recalled, referring to Hollywood’s most famous Dracula. “I went to kiss Rosie and at the last minute lost my nerve and ended up kissing her neck, which is such a weirdly intimate place to kiss somebody on a second date. I got nervous and yelled 'Cha!' and ran off.”

But he’s gotten comfortable enough with Coker to say he is absolutely in love with her.

Radcliffe continued, “When Rosie’s here, every day seems better. I’m not an easy person to love.”

He explained that while there are “lots of times when I’m a very good boyfriend,” there are also times “when I’m useless. I mean, I’m a mess around the house. I talk nonstop. I become obsessed with things.”

But Coker doesn’t seem to mind. “She loves me for my oddness, my awkwardness, all of those things that I hate about myself,” said Radcliffe, adding “She finds them cute. I guess that’s love.”

Radcliffe will next appear in Frontline Films' The Diplomat's Son, to be released by Horizon Pictures. Radcliffe will take the lead as Lucas, a young man who gets in over his head when looking for a job.

Rounding out the cast will be Michael Fassbinder, Gaspard Ulliel, Vincent Cassel, Terrance Stamp, Carey Mulligan, Christoph Waltz, Shailene Woodley and Aaron Paul. David Fincher is set to direct.

Eric has announced that the film will open on November 15.

They Say That Sharks Never Stop Swimming and Pedro Never Stops Saying Bobo Burrito

The Mega Mart pet store has announced a fury of shark purchases by mansion owners in HTG Hollywood. Shark tanks, too, a requirement for owning a shark, have also been sold in great numbers recently.

"It took us a while to figure it out" stated management at the pet store. "We finally realized what was happening. The excitement for Sharknado 2 has got people wanting their own sharks!"

A Baseball Mogul film, Sharknado 2 takes a fun look at sharks, zombies and other movie situations. It reunites the Roads Masterson duo of Luke Perry and Pauly Shore.

"I'm looking forward to the producer appearances as well" stated a local movie fan. "I hope they die a gruesome bloody death!"

Sharknado 2: Sharknadoier opens tomorrow.

New Film Announced, Save Money on Your Car Insurance

Once you're on a roll, you've got to keep rolling.

Pedro of Baseball Moguls has announced his Valentine project for 2014. Titled Buttholes, Pedro describes it as "Sci-Fi meets Rom-Com. District 9 combined with When Harry Met Sally. It's something different that I think people will enjoy."

The story involves a womanizer named Zed who enjoys women's rear ends. One day he notices that the rear ends are looking back!

Casting has not begun, but the usual cast of Pedro favorites are expected.

"Bobo and Chito Burrito" Pedro concluded.

EIC Notices Comment, Willing to Oblige, Hungers for Black Cherry Yogurt

Producer Neglects Dig Dug, Buys Extra Cheese for His Tacos

Pedro of Baseball Mogul Productions, no stranger to films adapted from video games, can add a new title to his list. He has purchased the rights to Beyond: Two Souls, the new game featuring characters by Ellen Page and Willem Dafoe. What does Pedro plan on doing with the property?

"Amy The Dog will be a Russian spy who buys many bombs to kill humans" is his basic explanation.

Will it feature Page and Dafoe? Or perhaps more familiar/friendly Pedro talents?

Stay tuned to Happening for how this will develop.

Egads! And Could You Pass the Salt?

Is Rob Schneider scary? Maybe, if starring in a Wes Craven horror film is an indication. Is Denise Richards attractive? Certainly, even though she isn't the young vixen from Wild Things any longer.

After yesterday, finding the proper description for Zac Efron might be difficult.

"We were horsing around" began a friend of the actor. "He slipped and fell in the bathroom. And, believe it or not, he got stuck in the toilet!"

Efron, too embarrassed to explain his predicament, was the victim of a photo by the friend. After a call to 911, paramedics were able to get him loose.

"I guess I'd be embarrassed, too" stated the friend. "At least bare-assed. Ha!"

Efron, Schneider and Richards appear in Grave Robbers, which opens October 25.

"I promise he'll be dressed for the premiere" concluded the friend of Efron.