Disgusting Display Detours Drummer

Zac Hanson was spit on by an unidentified man on Monday, who was later kicked off of the Hanson tour bus.

A witness stated "This a**hole snuck on Hanson's bus and then spit on Zac's face. How gross!"

The youngest Hanson member later laughed about the incident.

"All I said to him was how much I was looking forward to seeing Justin Beiber in Serial Killing for Dummies 7. He went beserk. That's okay. I cleaned off the spit and am ready to play."

Serial Killing for Dummies 7, an Amyland Studios release, opens November 1.

Don't Open That Door!

It is said that no one in HTG Hollywood thinks ahead as far as Pedro, chief of Amyland Studios and also Baseball Mogul Productions. With films scheduled months ahead of time, Pedro is without a doubt the most prolific writer in the city.

Rumor has it that Pedro is already looking at a sequel to Sharknado 2, even though the latter has not shown yet. Tentatively titled Sharknado 3: Beware the Land Shark, the movie is based on a series of Saturday Night Live sketches from the 70's. In the proposed film, a series of killings are performed by devious land sharks pretending to be plumbers or candy deliverymen.

But some observant movie watchers have noticed that the SNL franchise is not owned by either of Pedro's companies, but by Marlowe of Miracle Pictures. Being very protective of his properties, would Marlowe allow a film based on an SNL sketch?

"Don't forget," surmised a local movie fan, "that Marlowe has been very supportive of Sharknado 2. He even appears in the movie. Perhaps he worked out a deal for Pedro to use the Land Shark bit for a new installment."

Is Marlowe worried about how well his own studio's release will do on the same weekend? Miracle Pictures is showing Tesla's The Magician at the same time.

"Marlowe believes that there's room for multiple flicks" a Miracle Pictures rep explained. "He thinks both films will so well. At least he hopes!"

Sharknado 2: Sharknadoier and The Magician both open on October 18.

Western to Open, Will BBQ Be Sold at Theatre?

Twenty-seven-year-old Dane William DeHaan is perhaps best known for his portrayal of Jesse on the HBO series In Treatment, his role as Andrew in the 2012 film Chronicle, and his supporting turns in the films Lawless (2012) and The Place Beyond the Pines (2013). His last HTG appearance was this year's Barton Hollow.

DeHaan will have a new film to add to his HTG credits, Horizon Pictures' A Son's Revenge. He will play Hugh Lambert, a man out to (surprise) gain revenge for his father's death.

"Westerns are an underused genre" stated a rep for producer Brianc2008. "We're excited to add this one to the list of Horizon Pictures films."

A Son's Revenge opens November 8.

Crazy for the Squared Circle!

Amanda Bynes has reportedly moved from Ingmar Bergman Memorial Hospital in HTG Malibu to a posh secret rehab facility to continue her medical treatment. Bynes is said to be “paranoid” about paparazzi attention and has been interacting very little with other patients.

She was recently placed under a long-term medical hold and legal conservatorship following several months of erratic behavior. Last week, it was revealed that she could spend up to the next 18 months in psychiatric care. This, according to her representatives, has caused the young actress some concern.

"Amanda wants the doctors to make sure she can take off for a little time in December," explained one of the reps. "She had a specific opportunity that month that she really wishes to take advantage of. She's doing whatever it takes to make sure that the time is given."

Specific opportunity in December? Some HTG insiders are guessing that Bynes is wanting to fly to Boston to take part of TCW XV, Horizon Pictures' next wrestling film that opens on December 20. Although no one from HP has confirmed this, it is known that Bynes is a big wrestling fan.

"I love wrestling!" declared Bynes at an interview earlier this year. "The athleticism, the spectacular, it's all so fun!"

Wrestling fans are eager to see who Horizon Pictures announces as their surprise guests for the attraction.

Bynes' last HTG movie role was in 2010's A Story About Life.

I Hope There's an Antidote For That!

Justin Bieber has thrown Horizon Picturs COO Brianc2008 out of his house after it was discovered that Brian does not have Bieber Fever as first declared. The two pals have been staying with each other at the pop star’s HTG Malibu mansion and throwing parties with dancing girls on a nightly basis.

"I was really just there for the 24-hour taco bar" stated Brian as he gathered his possessions. "Justin can be disappointed, I guess. The truth can hurt."

Bieber's nerves might also be on edge, because he has not heard from Amyland Studios yet if the parts that he filmed for Serial Killing for Dummies 7 made it to the final cut.

"He'll find out at the premiere like everyone else" declared Amyland head Pedro.

Bieber last appeared on HTG screens in Miracle Pictures' Poop: The Sequel as a stupid teenager that gets hit by a car while flying a kite.

The newest installment of Serial Killing opens on November 1.

"Cha" concluded Pedro.

Actor Thrills Kids, Proclaims Love for Rocky Road

Robert Pattinson recently stopped by the children's wing of Ingmar Bergman Memorial Hospital in HTG Malibu to spread some cheer to the patients and try his hand at some arts and crafts.

The star of the upcoming The Magician was kept secret until he appeared in the facility’s Teen Lounge. Pattinson decorated picture frames with patients, mocked his “terrible” artistic skills, posed for pictures and visited two fans with bieberfever who were unable to leave their rooms.

A hospital spokesperson stated that “Robert was so nervous about meeting the kids. He didn’t want to let them down, which is a testament to how humble he is.”

She added “He was incredibly gracious and kind. He will probably never fully understand what a huge lift he gave to these kids today, and how it will positively impact them over the long term.”

Pattinson will next appear in the Mad Scientist film The Magician on October 18.

Ian's a Badass in This! Woo Hoo!

With Sharknado 2: Sharknadoier arriving in October, Amyland Studios thought that it would be a good idea for movie goers to be acquainted with the first film (that appeared on Syfy here in the States). A five-minute compilation was created so that people would be in-the-know about all of the shark fun, but without all the bothersome drama between.

So here we go, the original Sharknado in five minutes. Enjoy!