Explosive News About Film Franchise

Excitement ravaged the streets of HTG Hollywood on Saturday evening when Mac the Movieguy announced that there will indeed be another Sparks movie. Tentatively titled Sparks 4, Mac plans to use a new set of talents for the original franchise. Michael Clarke Duncan and Sarah Chalke have been penned to star so far, with possibly Roman Coppola directing.

Will Sparks 4 see the same success as the smash hit Sparks: Post Mortem?

"It's a coin flip so far" guessed a local movie goer. "After all, LL Cool J carried the Sparks franchise all this time. And Mila Kunis was in that last movie. Man, is she smokin'! With new people, will it still feel like Sparks? I sure hope so!"

Sparks is in pre-production and not yet scheduled for a release date.

A Miss Globe Twofer (By Romeitaliano)

Jerry Springer and Marion Cotilard to set the stage at Miss Globe 2010

Superstar TV host Jerry Springer and the recent hit Inception actress Marion Cotilard have been selected to host Miss Globe 2010. Springer had been an acclaimed pageant host already for the Miss Universe and Miss World pageants.

At the official event, Miss Globe 2010 HTG-rays along with some posters will be sold as merchandises. A sneak peak today at the delegates reveals that they have been doing rehearsals the whole morning. Contestants are preparing for the best show possible. Romeitaliano, Miss Globe Chairman, says he wants this pageant to be one of the best quality pageants on Earth. Miss Globe 2010 delegates will tour the HTG Town this evening and again have rehearsals.

Title - A Place To Dine - Miss Globe 2010

From the start of their arrivals, the delegates of Miss Globe 2010 have enjoyed the delicious wonderful Russian cuisine at CzarTim's Happy Fun Time Restaurant. The wonderful bread, which is both delicious and cheap enough to afford, makes the delegates fall in love with the restaurant.

Men rushed to the restaurant to catch a glimpse of their favorite beauty contestants. Happy Fun Time has attracted every man in HTG Town, because women at the restaurant often entertain for them. The restaurant also sells some merchandise.

Miss Russia, who bought a map of her country, said "This map is not the same as other maps. It's unique and this may because I am in love with this restaurant."

A poster of the stunning girls at the restaurant can also be bought. Miss Italy said "If the restaurant is CzarTim's Happy Fun Time, once is not enough. It is worthy of visiting again and again."

Miss Germany said "When the pageant is over, I will come back to HTG Town just for this restaurant. Its too good. Danke, CzarTim".

The restaurant is at 80 Grant Lane in HTG Hollywood.

Say It Isn't So, Justin!

It appears that singer/actor Justin Bieber's image has taken a hit (pun intended) if a recent photo of him is to be believed. The In 3-D cast member is apparently smoking from a drug pipe. Weed? Something harder? It's not known. What is known, however, is that the clean persona of Bieber has been tarnished.

"It's a shame" stated a representative of Miracle Pictures (Productions). "We had just begun a family film with Justin, sharing an idea sprouted from talks with Lucian from Ship of Fooles. But how can we justify a family film with him after this? We're going to have to do some thinking, that's for sure."

The proposed family film, in pre-production, would star Bieber as a private detective drawn into the world of political corruption and ecological conflict.

"It's an interesting plot" the MP rep continued. "I just hope that we can get this photo situation cleaned up so that we may continue."

In 3-D, a Ship of Fooles picture, is in theatres now.

Pageant Operator Talks to HTG Luminary

An evening with Mr. Lucian talking about the prestigious Miss Globe 2010 Pageant to news reporter Romeitaliano.

RI: As an official of HTG, how do you feel about the Miss Globe 2010 Pageant taking place in HTG?

Lucian Carter: Beauty pageants have been fading in popularity for some time in North America. They seem to be a relic of a past age when women were judged solely on their appearance. Sure, there were other categories in the contests, but I've never seen an overweight competitor. I've never seen a competitor with a facial deformity. But that's real life.

In HTG a pageant is an odd duck. We don't actually see the competitors. We're left to judge them without that. So maybe it's less superficial than a real contest. But, I have to admit, it still seems odd.

RI : Miss Globe will see competitors from 50 countries. As an international pageant, do you think it could do better than just a normal beauty pageant?

Lucian Carter: I think it will draw less protests. Since it's a coliseum show, a large part of its success will hinge on how interesting the merchandise for sale is. If there's an HTG-ray made, I know I'll buy it, since I aim to have a complete collection.

RI : Miss Globe delegates have arrived and have started touring around HTG Town, so can HTG town gain more popularity than they have had, because news is stirring up about the delegates' tours?

Lucian Carter: If the pageant organizers were on the ball, they would look for a sponsor for the event. Someone to help cover the initial costs in exchange for publicity. Maybe one of the restaurants in town. I could see CzarTim's Happy Fun Time getting behind a pageant.

RI: people have their own nationalistic feelings. Are you going to support the delegate of your country?

Lucian Carter: Yeah, I'll support the Canadian delegate until she's knocked out of the running. I've only watched the real Miss Universe a few times. But, once, I saw Miss Canada win.

RI : In real life, Miss Universe pageants do very well with the TV ratings around the world, but not in the USA. However, USA ratings do well at the Miss USA Pageant. What do you think is the cause?

Lucian Carter: If you've ever watched American Olympic coverage, you know that Americans only seem interested in watching Americans compete. I've heard the athletes themselves often prefer to watch Canadian coverage to get to see a broader spectrum of competitors.

It's the same in beauty contests. In the Miss USA contest, an American is going to win. In Miss Universe they have a good chance of losing.

RI : The delegates are expressing their feelings about HTG Town and most of them love it and its movie magic. How do you feel?

Lucian Carter: I love HTG Town. I can't wait to see it from orbit.

RI: Thank you , Mr. Lucian.

Lucian Carter: Any time.

This concludes our talk.

Miss Globe 2010 News (By Romeitaliano)

Delegates of Miss Globe 2010 arrived in posh cars at the HTG Theater to experience HTG's movie magic. Most of the delegates are very happy to watch the latest blockbusters. Among the 52 delegates, 22 chose to watch Raptor Inc's The River Rocks. Another 13 delegates watched the latest film from Mac Studios, The Slayer. Monday in Mexico was watched by 10 of the young women and others watched Third Day and Treasure State. Delegates raved the films as perfect movie experiences. Every film looked best in its way.

Miss Canada said "Whether the film is good or not, we are just very excited to watch films as delegates." Miss France added "When we came to HTG, we were just normal people, but since we arrived here, everyone looks up like we're celebrities and we're so amazed and happy."

Good was followed by bad. Unfortunately, during the visit to HTG Theatre, Miss South Africa slipped and fell on the red carpet. Other delegates rushed to help her and it appeared that nothing hurt Miss South Africa. The startled contestant exclaimed "I am just too excited!"

Beam Me Up! (Thanks, Quantum)

The Hollywood Stars will be losing their star third baseman, Corbin Bernsen, who plays under the name "Roger Dorn." He will be leaving the team to star as the President in the upcoming Lake Hope Features/Baseball Mogul Productions adaptation "Little Green Men."

Little Green Men is about alien abductions. The government is behind them. They have a special branch of the government that is top secret and they choose who to abduct. The aliens are really government agents in disguise. They abduct one guy (Bruce Campbell), not once, but twice - and he becomes obsessed with alien abductions. In his obsession he nearly ruins everything for the government.

Little Green Men is set to be released on August 6th. It is based upon the novel of the same name by Christopher Buckley. This will mark Corbin Bernsen's HTG debut.

Miss Globe Contestants Arrive At HTG Malibu Airport (By Romeitaliano)

Official representatives from 52 countries arrived at HTG Malibu Airport yesterday. The delegates arrived to tour the town and to prepare for the final show on the 15th of August. The press waited at the airport for the arrival of the contestants eagerly.

A staff member at the airport said "The airport was not business as usual. It was very crowded with the press and fans."

Among the delegates, Miss Spain was the first to arrive. Miss Spain stated to the press "I am very happy to have such a big party waiting for us. HTG Town is amazing. There are many places to visit. It's like a dream come true. I hope that I get a chance to meet some big stars."

The delegates will be competing for the coveted title of Miss Globe 2010. The Miss Globe Chairman, Romeitaliano, said that this will be the most exciting pageant in HTG Town.