No Squirrel Babies Allowed, Right?

Fresh from her run in the television series Lost, actress Emilie de Ravin has found a new home... at the pool house located at producer Czartim's Malibu mansion. Having worked with the lovely blonde in his HTG series Snobs, will CT be using her in television again?

"I sure hope so" stated a de Ravin fan when he heard the news. "She's sure underused. As far as films go, she hasn't been in anything since 2008's Kansas, that wildly weird Bish film. I hope Tim gets her a spot on the big screen soon."

Thanks to an offer made by Man at Work Construction, more talents are expected to seek shelter in pool houses belonging to HTG residents. Who will be the next pool house guest?

A New Zombie From Lake Hope Features (By Romeitaliano)

A new horror film, Zombie Madness, is scheduled for release on June 18. It is the debut film of producer someonesomeone. The cast is all men, including Ashton Kutcher, Freddie Prince Jr., John Cena and LL Cool J. The feature concerns a toxic gas that came out of a nuclear power plant and affect humans. Set to direct is Harold Ramis, who also helms A Summary Protest, released on the same day.

"It's a boon for Ramis fans" a local movie watcher commented. "Then again, is too much Ramis a bad thing? I don't think so, but you never know."

New TV Show Five!

After an absence from the streets of HTG Hollywood, producer Costa is rumored to be returning in grand fashion. According to recent visitors to the Club Siberia back room (who braved the Mr. T picket line), Costa is planning a television series for this fall. Based on the Scrubs series which ended earlier this year after a brief return, the Legacy Filmworks writer will be pitching Todd's Anatomy. Featuring Robert Maschio as surgeon Todd Quinlan, the series would follow the doctor's exploits while wearing his (in)famous banana hammocks.

"Oh, man, that would rule" one club goer remarked. "It would be nice to see more of the Scrubs world again."

Costa or representatives from Legacy have not returned emails as of this reporting concerning the veracity of these rumors.

Winslet Leads Poll of Oscar Actresses (By Romeitaliano)

A new poll titled "Which of these Oscar winning actresses are you most likely to work with?" was made recently on the HTG message board. Kate Winslet, who won an Oscar for Best Actress for The Reader in 2008, placed first with 25% of the votes. Although Kate has a lower Talent Score than other Oscar winning actresses like Julia Roberts , she could be the next major star of HTG in the following years.

French beauty Marion Cotillard placed second in the poll. She won an Oscar for La Vie En Rose and isn't a popular actress in HTG, but many producers claim they would immediately cast her if the proper role was found.

Nicole Kidman placed 3rd and is already an established and popular actress in HTG. Halle Barry, Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock follow. Charlize Theron is the only actress who received no votes and may not be in any HTG films in the coming years.

I Demand That You Frisk Me Now, Officer (Thanks, Q)

The HTG Police Force is losing another officer. Carla Gugino will be taking on a role in the new film Regrets in Tiber. This will be Carla's first role since 2008's Dick Tracy: Domino Night. She is playing Miriam, a friend of Carlo Boni (Michael Imperioli), helping him during the movie.

Regrets in Tiber is set in World War II era Italy, where Carlo Boni finds himself trying to fend for his and his family's life when the Germans occupy Italy. The film is being directed by Francis Ford Coppola.

It is the feature producing debut of The Golden Age Productions (Romeitaliano) and is being released by Lake Hope Features today.

Could a Turd Ferguson Movie Be the Upcoming SNL Feature for Miracle Pictures?

A Dracula in Christmas? (By Romeitaliano)

Lake Hope's film, Dracula's Daughter, is scheduled for release on December 25th. Is Dracula and Christmas really a match? Maybe not, but this film is not a thriller as the title might suggest, but a comedy. Jason Schwartzman and Ellen Page are set to be the leads. The film will also incude a few big name stars, including Vince Vaughn, Kirsten Dunst and Helena Bonham Carter.

The film is about an already complicated life becoming far more complicated for one hit wonder author Augustine Snow. He discovers a chest full of strange drawings in his father’s old attic, an injured unicorn on his property, and meets a strange, goth socialite who claims to be the daughter of vampires.

The film is to be written by Matthew Trixie, Bryan Bishop, Andrew Newman and Marty Poole and will be directed by Bryan Bishop.