'Twas a Good Game. Could Have Gone Either Way.

Films continue to slip onto the release calendar. Currently in buzz vote, the Flips will be releasing Father Matthew. Featuring Chris Pine, the Star Trek actor plays a pastor who loses his parish's bankroll in an ill-conceived Hostess Ding Dongs resale investment. In order to regain the money, he signs up for a Matthew Perry impersonation contest at a local bar. Also starring Rachel McAdams as a rabbit's foot-collecting waitress interested in helping the pastor, the Flips are hoping that the chemistry between the two actors will boost ticket sales.

"Chris and Rachel had great chemistry" stated a studio representative. "We're betting that the movie will be a great success. Plus, who doesn't like a Matthew Perry impersonation contest? Chandler was the best character on Friends. Everyone knows that."

Father Matthew will open on this Friday.

Western Developments Announced

It was recently announced that Miracle Pictures producer Marlowe would be participating in a western anthology. Flip Brothers writer RitchieSteven was declared to be another author in the film. Unfortunately, RS has announced that the anthology has been cancelled. In order to get more movies on the release calendar, his portion titled Dead or Alive has been posted for a March release as a single presentation. The RS production is known to feature Hugh Jackman and a mention of vampires was given to this reporter.

"Vampires in the Wild West?" exclaimed a local movie goer. "That's intriguing. It won't be your typical western, that's for sure."

Marlowe has decided to put his Martin Freeman story on hold.

"I've got a hundred other things that I'm working on" the long-time HTG resident announced. "I work on one a little, work on another, then another and so forth. I really need to concentrate on one, but working part-time at Dinklage's Sprinkles is taking a lot of my time. I hope to get into one of my films soon and finish it."

Dead or Alive, a Flip Brothers Studio release of a RS Productions film, will be released in March.

And This. Martin Freeman in a Western?

Well, I Guess There's This

Where Are the Updates?

I haven't updated since July? Eek. Gotta work on that.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Bananas. Oh, I Like Bananas!

Despite having a large fan base, Sarah Michelle Gellar has not appeared on the HTG big screen since 2013. Often appearing in the past in productions from Amyland Studios, SMG has found herself cast in Miracle Pictures' Dead Heat: Year One. Based on the HTGTV show, which was based on a cult movie, the film was developed to honor late HTG mayor Adam West. West appeared in an episode of The Ben Stiller Show. Stiller agreed to appear in Dead Heat: Year One out of respect for West. Also appearing is frequent Stiller collaborator Owen Wilson and Carla Gugino.

Controversy developed last week when rumors of compromising photos of Sarah Michelle Gellar hit the HTG Hollywood streets. Happening has reached out to SMG's people and is pleased to announce that the hearsay is indeed just that.

"Why these things develop is beyond me" stated a representative of the actress.

Dead Heat: Year One is now in theatres, along with the newly-opened Possum Lodge Studios film Bits 3.

Deja Vu All Over Again

By Lucian Carter

Lucian has once again secured the services of actor Judge Reinhold who, despite being available for free due to a deal hidden somewhere on the Town Square map, has only been used by Lucian thus far. This time, Reinhold will narrate a piece in the new animated film Bits 3. The Bits series has prided itself on experimenting with genre to produce a wildly different Bits film each time out. Noted director Ralph Bakshi makes his HTG debut as he takes the helm. This is by no means children's animation as the mix of topics includes some dark pieces.

Canadian singer Gordon Lightfoot will be added to the mdb as a member of the cast, one of those weird things Canadian producers do. Bill Murray takes the top role as he narrates one of the longer and more controversial pieces. An editor once called this piece, called Groundhog Day, "horrifying" and the protagonist "a monster", not realizing the story was autobiographical. Another Canadian making their HTG debut is Russel Peters. Peters, a Canadian born of Indian immigrants, is one of the top grossing comics in the world, yet it seems mainstream America has never heard of him. Henry Rollins, Dolly Parton, Jerry Seinfeld, Susan Sarandon are just some of the other cast members.

Bits 3 hits theaters June 30th. Buzz vote today!