Actor Talks About Terrifying Real Sex and Not-So-Bad Pretend Sex in Front of the Camera

Does art imitate life? Recently, the Succubus actor Colin Farrell opened up about the terrors of sober sex and his infamous homemade porn video. Ten years ago, Farrell starred in a sex tape with Playboy model Nicole Narain, an experience that he doesn't want to repeat.

"It was a terrible experience," he stated, or which he was offered $5 million. "It's not pretending, like Eva [Green] and I did for Succubus. It was all too real. Horrifyingly real."

Eight years ago, Farrell gave up drinking. He said that changed everything. Asked about talking to women without the aid of alcohol, he was candid.

"I worried that I wouldn't be able to talk. I hadn't uttered a sober word for fifteen years."

As for sex?

"I made love to a woman about two and a half years after I got clean. It was one of the most terrifying moments of my life. She was gentle, but I was just used to drunkenness and dark rooms and clubs and toilets and wherever."

In the film Succubus, Farrell portrays a supernatural detective who has sex with a succubus... and soon learns that his life has changed.

"Yeah, pretend sex isn't so bad" Farrell concluded. "Lots of people around, though. That's kinda scary."

Succubus, a movie by Tesla's Mad Scientist Films, opens Friday.

Four Ball in the Corner Pocket for Two Milk Bones

And the canine related releases keep coming!

Fresh off of Amyland: The Movie, featuring the human-voiced work of several dogs, Amyland Studios has announced their newest dog-starring production. They have declared a summer release of The Color of Amy, a remake of the 1996 drama The Color of Money starring Paul Newman and Tom Cruise. And, to keep the feel of the original, Amyland has stated that Martin Scorsese will return to direct.

Featuring dogs in most of the roles (plus one cat, if rumor is to believed), the film will cover the resurfacing of a once great pool hustling dog who takes a young pup under his guidance in the competitive world of billiards. The voice cast is yet to be announced, but Amyland regulars are expected to be included.

"Dogs playing pool?" exclaimed an excited movie viewer at a local theatre. "What will they do next, remake Gravity with dogs? Argo, with dogs trying to flee the pound? Man, the possibilities are endless! I'll so be there!"

An exact release date has also not been announced yet.

Engagement Brings Plea For Work

Dave Coulier is engaged!

The Full House star, who played comic Uncle Joey in the series, is set to wed Melissa Bring, his longtime girlfriend. They plan to get married next month in Montana, according to a source.

"Despite his success with Full House, he still hasn't found work in HTG Hollywood" stated the source. "Stamos has found plenty of work. Why not Dave? He's not even on the database! This isn't right. Not right at all."

There are so many actors, actresses and directors in the business, with new ones coming at a fast pace, that there's bound to be plenty of people not listed on the HTGmdb. That doesn't mean they're not available for HTG work.

"Give my pal Dave a chance!" concluded the source.

Actor Tapped for Bride Role

Although Hugh Laurie has been cast in the short film Miracle Max and the Coveted Pig, drawn from The Princess Bride, he will have nothing to do with a veiled role. He will portray one of a pair of men who cannot decide the ownership of a pig that has been ravishing the men's gardens.

Enter Miracle Max, to be played once more by Billy Crystal. Will his wisdom decide the proper fate of the animal?

Produced by Lucian Carter of Ship of Fooles Productions, the light fantasy tale will be seen in July.

"I love The Princess Bride" declared releasing Miracle Pictures head Marlowe. "I'm really looking forward to this."

It's Not Always Me?

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Fans of the popular HTG TV show It's Always Me were in shock when photos of Neil Patrick Harris, who plays Dodge Casall, emerged with the actor in drag. But Harris had a very logical explanation for the photos.

"There were set photos that mysteriously vanished from location last week", explained Harris with a laugh. "The thing was that we were going to the press with those photos sometime this week before the film opened."

Harris is stretching his talents by appearing as Frank Furter in Adam Horror, a modern reboot of The Rocky Horror Show. He will be acting, singing and dancing in the musical.

"I don't know", one fan of the series exclaimed. "It's going to take a little getting used to see him in this role." But another series fan was more enthusiastic. "I got the date circled on my calendar. Having Neil Patrick Harris and Hugh Laurie in the same film is going to be a real treat."

Laurie, who plays Morton Kettlebaum on It's Always Me, also appears in Adam Horror as the Professor, the narrator of the story. Adam Horror hits HTG Theaters on June 13.

Ooh! Scary!

He's in a large amount of films and does not seem to want to slow down. Yet, for some reason, actor Nicolas Cage has seen only average action in HTG Hollywood.

Last seen in 2013's DC Showcase film, the Flips have once again decided to hire Cage for the big screen.

"We're thrilled to announce that Nic will be a part of our upcoming Horror Hour flick" stated a representative from Flip Brothers Studio, who wished to remain anonymous for fear of waking up with a horse's head in bed next to him.

According to the source, Cage will portray a playful spirit that haunts a woman after buying a new home.

"It's funny and creepy at the same time" explained the rep. "It's like when the girls gym teacher hits on you in high school. Interesting, but chilling."

A fall release is planned for the new Horror Horror anthology movie. Other included stories have not been announced yet.

"I hope there are vengeful midgets in there somewhere" concluded the studio source.

It's Charrific!

After suffering a devastating computer problem earlier this year, producer and studio chief Pedro has returned with a set of films promising to delight audiences across HTG Hollywood.

This weekend presents Amyland: The Movie, featuring events at the studio featuring the city's favorite talking dog, Amy.

And, on July 11, Amyland will be releasing Dog Party. According to the logline presented on the calendar: When the owners are away, the dogs will throw a party - and take care of a human baby.....oh, and fight Ralph Macchio.

"Are you kidding me?" exclaimed a fan at a local theatre. "This thing will be wild. Totally wild. I can't imagine what kind of problems those dogs will cause. It'll be a mad party, that's for sure."

Featuring the voices of many Pedro favorites, Parker Posey returns as the voice of Amy.

"Parker in another Pedro movie?" continued the fan with a giggle. "Surprise, surprise. I think she has the Amy thing figured out by now."

Keep an eye on the release calendar and the message board to see what other Amyland films will be coming to HTG theatres soon!