Ooh! Scary!

He's in a large amount of films and does not seem to want to slow down. Yet, for some reason, actor Nicolas Cage has seen only average action in HTG Hollywood.

Last seen in 2013's DC Showcase film, the Flips have once again decided to hire Cage for the big screen.

"We're thrilled to announce that Nic will be a part of our upcoming Horror Hour flick" stated a representative from Flip Brothers Studio, who wished to remain anonymous for fear of waking up with a horse's head in bed next to him.

According to the source, Cage will portray a playful spirit that haunts a woman after buying a new home.

"It's funny and creepy at the same time" explained the rep. "It's like when the girls gym teacher hits on you in high school. Interesting, but chilling."

A fall release is planned for the new Horror Horror anthology movie. Other included stories have not been announced yet.

"I hope there are vengeful midgets in there somewhere" concluded the studio source.

It's Charrific!

After suffering a devastating computer problem earlier this year, producer and studio chief Pedro has returned with a set of films promising to delight audiences across HTG Hollywood.

This weekend presents Amyland: The Movie, featuring events at the studio featuring the city's favorite talking dog, Amy.

And, on July 11, Amyland will be releasing Dog Party. According to the logline presented on the calendar: When the owners are away, the dogs will throw a party - and take care of a human baby.....oh, and fight Ralph Macchio.

"Are you kidding me?" exclaimed a fan at a local theatre. "This thing will be wild. Totally wild. I can't imagine what kind of problems those dogs will cause. It'll be a mad party, that's for sure."

Featuring the voices of many Pedro favorites, Parker Posey returns as the voice of Amy.

"Parker in another Pedro movie?" continued the fan with a giggle. "Surprise, surprise. I think she has the Amy thing figured out by now."

Keep an eye on the release calendar and the message board to see what other Amyland films will be coming to HTG theatres soon!

At Least He Didn't Get Pied!

A man was arrested at last night's special showing of TCW 83 after allegedly jumping a barricade, running up to producer Lucian Carter, and touching the producer's face. There are conflicting reports as to whether Lucian was punched... and if he struck back. Security for the affair immediately intervened and handing the man over to HTG Police. He's expected to be charged with misdemeanor battery and wearing socks with sandals.

Lucian is said to be uninjured after the bizarre incident, but the assailant was reported to have developed a green rash on his hand.

"It's kinda like a fungus" reported an onlooker at the city jail. "Not fuzzy, but dull green nonetheless. Kinda gross."

Wrestling event TCW 83, a Horizons Picture release, opens on Friday.

Nice Hair, Dude.

HTG megaproducer-actor-ladies man Chris Harmer is denying reports that he was paid $5 million to take a picture with embattled Toronto mayor Rob Ford earlier this month.

On May 5, the Another Time to Die Hard writer tweeted a photo with Ford, writing "Hanging with the may-iz. Hope he works through his problems." This week, other news sources began reporting a rumor that Harmer, a fellow Canadian to Ford, had taken a huge sum to appear with the politician. Last Friday, Harmer slammed the reports.

"Story about Robbie paying me a lot of money for a pic is not true!" declared Harmer. "Just ran into him at a Predator convention. No biggie."

Another Time to Die Hard, starring Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman, opens this Friday.

Singer Grabs Comedy Part

On the heels of hiring the female lead for the Tesla film Succubus, Miracle Pictures has joyfully announced that a supporting female character role has been filled.

"We've signed Katy Perry to play Julia," explained a staffer at MP Studios. "Julia needed to be a 'healthy' beauty. We tested Katy and she became a perfect fit."

Although a definite date has not been set, June looks promising for a release.

"The film's complete" concluded the studio worker. "We just have to get some media together and some buzz going. We're excited to see what will be coming."

Following Jade Falcon Productions' Another Time to Die Hard, Succubus is just one of a series of films promised by Miracle Pictures this Summer.

It's Been Almost a Month! Gosh!

Eva Green, best known for her role in 300: Release the Kraken, has signed on for the female lead in Succubus, Mad Scientist Film's newest production.

"Her skills and look are a boon to the movie," stated a representative of releasing Miracle Pictures Studio. "She brings what's needed to a great role."

This will be Tesla's third film with MP, following The Magician and Blood in the Suburbs. The award-winning producer is rumored to have a multiple picture deal with the deep-pocketed organization.

Succubus stars Colin Farrell as a man whose life takes a downward turn after sleeping with a life-sucking Succubus.

"It's a dark comedy, to say the least" the MP rep explained. "Colin's character is immoral and might deserve some harm, but this? You have to shake your head at him and root for him at the same time."

Succubus is slated for a June release.

Yippee If Ya Like Previews

With weeks remaining for the release of hopeful summer blockbuster Another Time to Die Hard, Miracle Pictures Studio is already involved in the website for the film. Included will be a page of teaser posters for upcoming MP movies.

"We're looking forward to a good summer," proclaimed a representative from the studio. "It should be a good year as well. We're expecting big things from the first Die Hard release. And other upcoming flicks should do well also. We're really looking forward to seeing how things turn out."

Unfortunately, MP is not releasing the names of the movies being teased.

"You'll have to wait for the movie site" the rep grinned.

Another Time to Die Hard, a Jade Falcon production of a film starring Bruce Willis as John McClane, opens on May 23.