Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Yuk!

Recently back from an extended vacation, Flip Brothers member Ritchie Steven has had to clear the air about a rumor that he has encountered.

A story that’s been floating around claims that RS was forced to strip down on an airplane after a fellow passenger allegedly vomited on him. According to the gossip, a woman aboard the same flight as Ritchie supposedly spewed all over her window... and RS’ cashmere sweater.

But, according to a spokesperson from Flip Brothers Studio, that never happened.

“I heard about that” the rep stated. “That is utterly made-up. I don’t know where that stuff comes from. It’s fantastic, it sounds like a great story. I just hope it doesn't dissuade people from enjoying a great meal like one you'd find at Flip Brothers Pizzeria.”

Monday, November 11, 2013

Here He Comes to Save the Day!

A new arrival has found its way onto the release calendar.

A yet-to-be-named superhero film is set to open on December 13. Helmed by Paramore, it is described as "An original superhero short film from Paramore and Four Tops Studio!"

No word has been given on what kind of film... action, dark, light-hearted... it will be, nor any talent connected to the project. But some at the Happening offices have a theory.

Could this be the big thing that Justin Bieber has been working on in private? Thoughts have so far leaned to either Serial Killing for Dummies 7 or TCW XV. But would a superhero movie be more in the singer's line?

"I could, like, so totally see Justin as a superhero" remarked a young fan when she heard the news. "He's, like, super cute and super macho. He could beat the bad guys and look good doing it. Oh, he could even sing his own theme! I sure hope it's him."

Emails to Paramore have yet to be answered. When will we learn more of the film? We at Happening are looking forward to it.

Actor to Make TV Appearance

November 12 marks a new week for the current session of HTG TV. With twelve weeks available, more television shows are possible. Starting its bi-monthly rotation on Tuesday will be Miracle Pictures' adaptation of The Twilight Zone. Based on the iconic series from Rod Serling, Marlowe of Miracle Pictures plans on a mixture of retelling classic stories and some originals of his own.

Tuesday's episode will be The Last Rites of Jeff Sapperstein, adapted from The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtleback that appeared fifty years ago on the original show. Marlowe's version will star Seth Rogen in a rare HTG TV appearance.

"It's about a fellow who rises from his coffin at his funeral" explained Marlowe. "Needless to say, he freaks out a lot of people."

All starring will be Danny McBride and Sarah Silverman. The latter appeared with Rogen in Marlowe's A Summary Protest.

The only series regular will be Will Arnett, who takes the place of the late Rod Serling as the show's narrator.

Visit The Twilight Zone and other shows for week 2 on Tuesday, November 12.

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Bieber Sleeps, Enjoys Dreams of Nachos and Ice Cream. Rocky Road, Perhaps

Could that be Justin Bieber sleeping?

It is. According to representatives of the singer/aspiring actor, he has been doing so much last-minute work on a project that he has been exhausted. What is that project? The reps would not say.

Rumor has it that the project is a sequel to an HTG film. Which one? Bieber has been allegedly been connected to more than one... The upcoming Serial Killing for Dummies 7 and TCW XV.

"He might be a serial killer's victim" pondered a local movie fan. "Then again, I could see him making an appearance at a wrestling event. Who knows."

Serial Killing 7 enters buzz soon. TCW XV will appear in December. It looks like we will not have to wait long for the answer.

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

HTG TV Arrives, Producers Celebrate With Yogurt Wrestling Bears

The wait is over. The new session of HTG TV has arrived!

Six shows are available this week, with two by each network.

"All six are winners" exclaimed a happy participant in HTG Chat when the shows opened.

Voting for these particular shows will take place when the next buzz vote takes place. Do you have an initial favorite?

Good luck to all of the shows. Enjoy!

Saturday, November 2, 2013

Say it Isn't So, Justin!

Perhaps the schedule changes for Amyland Studios' Serial Killing for Dummies 7 can now be explained. According to an inside source at the studio, they are trying to distance the film from the recent misbehavior of singer Justin Bieber.

According to rumors, the Biebs was recently spotted leaving a brothel in Brazil.

"I hear that he spend over three hours inside Centauros in Rio de Janeiro" remarked the ALS insider. "There are pictures of his trying to sneak out of the place with a bed sheet over himself. It didn't work."

Another rumor claims that Bieber was kicked out of his hotel for breaking rules.

"That might not be true" continued the source. "It might be something as simple as a security concern for the hotel. Bieber has mobs of well-wishers outside of those places and the businesses are concerned for the safety of other guests."

Representatives for Bieber have not returned calls concerning these rumors.

Bad Justin Bieber or not, Serial Killing for Dummies 7 opens on November 22.

Friday, November 1, 2013

You Have Just Entered...

Producer Marlowe of Miracle Pictures announced today that he will be doing a second show for this upcoming HTG TV session... The Twilight Zone. Having owned the franchise for some time, Marlowe has wanted to use it for a significant period.

"The original intent was a movie or two" Marlowe explained. "But, with time available for television, I thought that I'd give it a try. It wouldn't be weekly... Just when needed, I think. But I'm looking forward to the opportunity."

Based on the 60's anthology television series that spawned other TV shows, a film and other works based on stories from the series, Marlowe's intent is to reimagine some old favorites.

"The first one that I've done is a modern retelling of a James Best class. I have other reworkings in mind, plus some original material. We'll just have to wait and see what comes out of the ol' noggin."

The new session of HTG TV opens on Tuesday, November 5.