Is Miley Cyrus a Thief?

Amy the Dog, star of numerous films by Baseball Mogul Productions, claims that Miley Cyrus stole twerking from her.

"I've been doing that for almost my whole life" Amy stated during a recent interview. "I'd have twerk-offs with my bitch friends in the back yard. If anyone thinks Cyrus is being original about this, they're wrong!"

When asked about the casting of this Friday's Saints Dog, Amy was not pleased.

"Voiced by Pauley Perrette? Please! What happened to the days when it was Angelina Jolie? Remember Blind Money? Classic! I guess if Pedro wants to use a TV actress instead of a world-reknown film star, it's his right. Grrr!"

This One Ain't About Bieber, Cauliflower Good Dipped in Ranch Dressing

Alison Brie isn't happy. After gaining friendly status with Pedro of Baseball Mogul Productions and appearing in a number of successful films for him, the actress feels neglected for not being included in the upcoming Saints Dog. The video game adaptation features a number of Pedro regulars, but an eager Brie was left off the cast.

"You've got to be kidding me!" Brie declared. "I've done voice work for Pedro in his Grand Theft Dog movies. Why not Saints Dog? Am I suddenly not good enough?"

"We can't include Miss Brie in every Baseball Mogul project" explained a rep from the company. "She's in plenty of future works. Although we appreciate her eagerness to work, she'll just have to sit one out."

Just in case, however, extra security has been noted at the Baseball Mogul offices.

Saints Dog, an Amyland Studios release, opens Friday.

He Ain't No Jessica Alba, But Here Ya Go

Yet another possibility has come for a special guest at the upcoming TCW XV event.

Wrestling icon Hulk Hogan is no longer employed by TNA Wrestling. Though his contract has expired, it's always a possibility that a new one may be negotiated. Love him or hate him, Hogan's presence at December's TCW XV would be quite exciting for its viewers.

So what does Hogan say?

"Don't count anything out, brother" exclaimed Hogan. "I'm not saying yes. I'm not saying no. Wherever the Hulkster appears, it's going to be a night to remember. Just keep an ear out, you Hulkamaniacs."

If Hogan is negotiating with Horizon Pictures, no one with the studio is saying.

TCW XV opens on December 20.

Slow News Day, Pretty Actress Picture Posted

Geeah. Learn How to Walk!

With the release date coming closer for Baseball Mogul's Serial Killing for Dummies 7, fans of the film series are anxious to hear who will be in it. Rumors say that Justin Bieber has a part, one that Amyland Studios is not denying.

However, during a recent trip to China, another project may feature the young singer.

"We're having a great time here on the Great Wall" stated a bodyguard for Bieber as he helped to carry the lazy tired singer to a high point. "We'd stay for a while, go see other things, but we have to make sure we're back by late December. The Biebs has something goin' on."

Late December? Could Justin Bieber be one of the mystery guests at TCW XV?

If so, Horizon Pictures isn't saying.

"Oh, if Justin was in Boston for the event, I'd soooooo watch it" declared a young fan.

Will we have to wait much longer to know who is in the show? Let's hope not!

TCW XV opens on December 20.

Actress Gets Job, Sends Leftovers Home With Reporter

After years of wait, Denise Richards has finally located employment in HTG Hollywood. Known as much for her relationship with ex-husband Charlie Sheen as her film work, Richards has landed a role in Miracle Pictures' Grave Robbers.

"Denise is thrilled" remarked a friend of the actress. "Audition after audition has proven fruitless. Instead of acting, she's been a mother and not much else. With this big new role, I feel like things are looking bright for her!"

Richards will play Kate Poole, the ungrateful wife to a professional grave robber (Rob Schneider). When the latter takes up a young assistant (Zac Efron), drama develops. The movie is directed by horror master Wes Craven.

Grave Robbers opens on October 25.

Disgusting Display Detours Drummer

Zac Hanson was spit on by an unidentified man on Monday, who was later kicked off of the Hanson tour bus.

A witness stated "This a**hole snuck on Hanson's bus and then spit on Zac's face. How gross!"

The youngest Hanson member later laughed about the incident.

"All I said to him was how much I was looking forward to seeing Justin Beiber in Serial Killing for Dummies 7. He went beserk. That's okay. I cleaned off the spit and am ready to play."

Serial Killing for Dummies 7, an Amyland Studios release, opens November 1.