What D'Ya Know?

"Bishop's writing another dramatic film and it features an appearance by Kat Dennings, not me!"

No Mention of Ice Cream Bars Coming Back. Sorry 'Bout That.

News has come to HTG Hollywood that an HTG Television favorite, TCW (which also provided a series of films and two TV spinoffs), will return to the city's TV sets next session. To prepare viewers for that time, show producer Lucian is providing the lineage of the TCW title belts. See how many you can remember:

TCW World Championship
Champion as of TV beginning: Tommy Cornell (7 - 6 reigns before TV began)
Liberty (1)
Tommy Cornell (8)
Behemoth (1)

TCW International Championship
Champion as of TV beginning: Rick Law (2 - one reign before TV began)
Behemoth (1)
Rob Van Dam (1)
Title vacated
Rob Van Dam (2)

TCW Tag Team Championship
Champions as of TV beginning: Painful Procedure (1)
Law and Order
Hawaiian Bryan and Jamaican Jgraham (1)
The Rock 'N Sock Connection (1)
Painful Procedure (2)
The Hardys (1)

TCW Hardcore Championship
Champion as of TV beginning: Madman Boone (3 - two reigns before TV began)
Charlie Thatcher (1)
Madman Boone (4)
Charlie Thatcher (2)
Madman Boone (5)
Texas Pete (1)

TCW Women's Championship
Title created in a gauntlet match: Chyna (1)
Trish Stratus (1)

HTG Big Wig (Powie!) Visited by Actress, Can't Find Cache of Chocolate Pudding in Pantry

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Of all of the weird happenings in HTG Hollywood over the last seven years, few have been able to top what Ritchie Steven has encountered recently. The more vocal of the Flip Brothers decided to visit his rowboat, named "Dame." Sitting in the small craft was actress Kirstie Alley.

"He was freaked out" stated an observor from a nearby craft. "RS turned around and headed home. Kirstie followed him. I hear that she pays him occasional visits at his mansion, then returns to the rowboat for the night. Strange, huh."

Although calls to Flip Brothers Studio have gone unanswered, it's believed that the former Fat Actress star, who recently lost a great deal of weight, is giving diet advice to the thin Ritchie.

"That's like comedian Louie Anderson giving lessons on seducing the ladies" commented another boat owner at the HTG Yacht Club. "Maybe there's something else going on. Who knows."

With other celebrities making themselves more available to HTG residents, will we be seeing more of them staying with the city's filmmakers?

"I wouldn't mind Blake Lively paying a visit to my yacht, if you know what I mean" a third boat owner commented.

Stealing Art from Rip Haywire to Kinda Promote Movie Now in Theatres

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Pedro Passes on News About... Pedro

Very few in HTG Hollywood would argue that Pedro of Baseball Mogul Productions isn't the most active citizen in the city. With the first week of his X-Files movie in the past, it's time for Pedro to move on to his next projects. And it's time for him to still benefit from old ones.

Television network G4 has scored the exclusive broadcast rights to three Baseball Moguls films. The upcoming LA Noire 2, plus past releases Scream and Lost, have been issued to G4 for for a collective $30 million dollars. G4 and Pedro of Baseball Mogul Productions think this will benefit both sides of the deal. Pedro is also very happy his films will run on TV screens, especially with a great network like G4. Baseball Mogul looks forward to working with G4 on future projects.

Pedro has also added two more friendly talents to his pool. Thanks to successful movies Cabin in the Middle of Nowhere, Writer’s Block and I Know What You Did Last Summer, actors Chace Crawford and Blake Lively have joined the largest collection of friendly talents in the city. Who will be next?

He Almost Looks Like an Actor Playing an Actor Playing Howard Hughes. Go Figure.

According to a source at Miracle Pictures Studio, Bryan Bishop is nearing completion of his first draft for Wild Horses, a James Franco/Kat Dennings drama. Franco is said to portray "a jealous ex-husband alcoholic actor who gets doped up and taken hostage." No other details have been given.

Wild Horses will continue a line of successful Bishop productions with Miracle Pictures, including character comedy Until Five and horror Scream Bloody Murder. No release date has been discussed yet for WH.

NBA to Big Screen?

According to party goers at an HTG Hollywood nightspot, producer/studio co-chief Ritchie Steven is in talks with none other than Shaquille O'Neal to star in a new drama tentatively titled "Long Island at Heart." Shaq would portray a man who moves from his beloved New York to Los Angles and soon finds himself at the wrong end of some rumors.

"It's a natural!" exclaimed a delighted film fan when she heard the news. "He was great in Married With Children. This seems like it would be the bestest movie ever!"

According to the HTGmdb, Shaq has not appeared in an HTG film. Oddly enough, RS does not have an HTG movie credit for two years.

Calls to Flip Brothers Studio were not answered as of this writing.