Tuesday, March 7, 2017

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Controversy has erupted in HTG Hollywood as protests continue outside of theatres showing the new Flip Brothers release Press Start. According to Norma Thrillgood of The Organization of Women Who Whine About Whatever, Press Start is causing excess aggression in children who view the movie.

"My little boy Joey saw the film on Saturday," complained Thrillgood. "And that evening he complained about taking out the trash. That's unheard of in our house. The film obviously caused Joey to lash out at his parents. Unforgiveable."

According to theatre operators, the protests have been small and have not caused a loss in box office for Press Start.

"People just walk by 'em" stated on theatre manager. "The only loss that I have noticed is a decrease in Twizzler sales. But I think that's simply because we ran out of 'em on Sunday. We'll get more on Tuesday."

The video game related Press Start, starring Zachary Levi, is a PJ Flip movie in theatres now.

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