Sunday, May 1, 2016

Bananas Are Delicious, But Contain a Heckuva Lot of Sugar

After a three month hiatus while the EIC toured the country trying out the best chicken fried steaks that roadside diners had to offer, Happening is pleased to release news again. This first report concerns a favorite of the HTG news source... the esteemed producer/actor/man-about-town, Chris Harmer.

At a special screening of the upcoming superhero action flick Metro City Origins: Scarlett Knight, star Rachel McAdams (reprising her role from the movie POWer) was witnessed wearing a very large diamond ring on her left hand. Rumor immediately began that it was an engagement ring. By the end of the show, hearsay stated that the native Canadian was betrothed to another from that country... Harmer himself.

"Why not?" asked a movie fan in attendance. "Doesn't Harmer get all the ladies? I hear he's loaded, too. Every movie he stars in has a box office through the roof. All of the films that he produces become major hits. I hear he drives Ferraris to the convenience store and puts them in the recycle bin, only to have a new one the next day."

"I thought that I read that he's already married" stated another visitor to the screening.

As it turns out, the ring is actually just for décor. A representative of McAdams promised this news source that she is not engaged to Harmer or anyone else at this time.

Metro City Origins: Scarlett Knight, opening this Friday, is a PJ Flip production of a Flip Brothers release, directed by Josh Whedon. Besides McAdams, it stars Chris Pine, Hugh Jackman, Jai Courtney and Elizabeth Olsen. A surprise appearance by Harmer in the film has not been confirmed.

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