Monday, January 18, 2016

Maybe There Was Sausage Up His Nostrils

Generally, we do not hear about Christian Bale in the news unless it's about the intense level that he takes in his acting. However, with the conclusion of Amyland Studio's monkey comedy S***ball 2, word has reached the Happening offices that an event on set nearly cost Bale a serious injury. According to a film crew member, a dog that appeared in the movie nearly ate Bale's nose when the actor picked him up.

"We told him to leave Roscoe alone" the film employed informed us, under condition of anonymity. "That dog sure was temperamental. But, no, Bale picked him up and gave Roscoe the stare-down. The dog took a nip at Bale's face, nearly getting a chunk of nose. That taught an important lesson. I think Bale's more careful now with animals that he doesn't really know."

The John Waters-directed S***ball 2, the sequel to S***ball, recently left HTG theatres. It raked in an impressive 327 million dollars at the box office.

"I'm telling ya," remarked a local movie goer, "them monkey movies are gold. I can't wait to see another."

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