Friday, October 23, 2015

Protests Erupt at Local Theatre, Breakfast Sandwiches Served to Onlookers With Coupons

Sign-holding protesters arrived early on Friday in front of an HTG Hollywood theatre to voice their disappointment in an upcoming Possum Lodge Studios release, XXC: Women on Top. The crowd, composed mostly of women, believe that the theatre, just five blocks from an elementary school, is preparing to show an adult film.

"Women on Top?" one protestor angrily cried. "That's disgusting! They proudly promote the filth. And they know good and well that children come by here! They need to put a stop to this right now!"

A representative from Ship of Fooles Productions was quick to disagree with the assessment given by the protesters.

"XCC: Women on Top will be the newest documentary in the studio's MMA franchise" the rep explained. "There's nothing 'adult' about it. The women will be involved in mixed martial arts. Leona Deschanel and Tracy Garcia will be battling it out. Nothing friendly about that. There will be some talk about it, including from color commentator Steven Seagal, fan Howie Mandel and narrator/producer Lucian Carter. It's a sports documentary. That simple."

When the protestors were informed of the confusion, many left. But others remained.

"Look at those skimpy outfits!" a woman shouted. "It's just sex sex sex with these people. We have to think of the children!"

Discussions are currently being held between the protestors and the studio. XCC: Women on Top will open on October 30. It is currently up for buzz vote.

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