Operating a news source isn't always easy. That is especially true when the medium for the news isn't functioning at 100 percent.
"Stupid Blogger isn't working all the time" complained Happening's chief Marlowe at a recent meeting. "It often doesn't accept pictures any more, including those boffo title shots that I post with the news. And sometimes I go to the effort of writing something... sometimes elegant, sometimes horse hockey... and the blasted thing won't load. It's a conspiracy!"
By coincidence (or is it?), this weekend sees the opening of Horizon Pictures' Wonder Boy, directed by conspiracy believer Oliver Stone.
"I wouldn't put it past Stone to work this news problem up for publicity," continued Marlowe. "Remember JFK? Full of hackneyed fiction. This bending bullet BS won't fly with me. I don't know how, but the news will go on!"
Wonder Boy covers the illicit dealings of Barry Minkow, portrayed by Josh Hutcherson, as he swindles investors in this movie based on a true story. It opens on Friday, March 27.
"I'd ask for my own money back from Blogger.com," Marlowe commented, "but it's free. Before you know it, I'll be logging onto the site and get a dozen popup ads for blue pills. I tell ya, it's a conspiracy!"
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