Calls flooded the HTG Police Department after something... actually, two things... were spotted in traffic near downtown HTG Hollywood earlier this week.
Was it an advertising scheme for a new film? A couple guys just having fun? Or is this how two brothers actually travel to work?
"We're not sure" answered a puzzled Carl Winslow, the Chief of Police. "We've been unable to locate these two, despite all of the technology available to us. Driving go carts on a busy street is obviously dangerous. Hopefully that was a one time thing and we won't be seeing them again."
Rumors have been crossing the city over the last couple months that Chief Winslow might be retiring from his post. With the success of Another Time to Die Hard and more Die Hard films on the way, will he be picking up more acting roles?
"I have no reason to retire from my duties with the city" Winslow remarked. "And these silly rumors that I'll be replaced by Deputy Barney Fife are absurd. He's passed away, folks. Not going to happen. Let's nip this in the bud while we can."
City officials are asking that any knowledge or sitings of the go cart drivers be forwarded to the HTG Police Department.
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