The future movie hits are arriving at a quick pace, thanks to prolific producer Pedro of Baseball Mogul Productions. He is planning a new film, Kimphin: A Love Story, for late in the summer.
"It's definitely a romance film" stated a representative of the producer. "Real date night stuff. A woman, played by Kim Kardashian, is rescued from drowning by a dolphin while swimming one night at near her beach home. The two hit it off. Sparks fly. You know, the whole dolphin-meets-girl thing. We're hoping to end the summer season with it, and with a bang."
The rep giggled "Sorry, pun not intended."
Kardashian has not been in an HTG film for 5 years. She appeared in Pedro's HTG: The Movie in a minor role. The dolphin is played by HTG newcomer Binky, who was discovered being frisky with Pedro's boat at the HTG Yacht Club.
Keep an eye on the release calendar for a definite date.
UPDATE: This HTG news source has just learned that the alleged film Kimphin: A Love Story may not be happening. Another source within Baseball Mogul Productions called us after the above was published.
"There seems to be some confusion," explained the new source. "Pedro did watch a video of Kim Kardashian swimming with a dolphin while he ate a bag of Cheetos and guzzled a 2-liter bottle of Mellow Yellow, but that is the extent of it. There is no planned movie as reported. Pedro is working hard on wrapping up what he already has scheduled, including Buttholes and Yes, That's a Banana in My Pocket. Sorry."
2 comments:
Too bad Fatass isn't doing this. It would give her a porpoise in life.
Yes, That's a Banana in My Pocket is a thing?
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