Angelina Jolie took her sons Pax and Knox to the Mega Mart's toy store this weekend. The boys were entranced by the many offerings, but ended up leaving the location without any purchases.
"No Amy action figures?!" declared Jolie. "The boys were severely disappointed. Sure, there was a Parker Posey figure here, a Mark Addy play set there, but no Amy. Why open a toy store if you're not going to sell something covering the industry's number one violent lesbian dog? It's absurd."
Toy store management promised to look into obtaining some Amy toys in the near future.
The release date for Amy's next feature is not yet known.

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