(Click image for larger version.)Actor Mickey Rourke hasn't appeared on the HTG big screen since 2009's White Wolf: Blood Feud (alternate title -- White Wolf: Blood Fued). To take a step toward regaining the spotlight, Rourke entered the Happening office this afternoon to say hello.
Unfortunately, the 55-year-old didn't move after reaching inside.
Bob: Hey, when did we get the wax statue of Mickey Rourke?
Buzz: I dunno. He's kinda scary. Maybe we should put him outside.
Bob: Don't! The sun will melt him!
Producers/studios using Mr. Rourke in the near future are invited to reply with information about the project.
Buzz: That wasn't a wax figure? Fooled me. Gosh, I hope he finds work. Makeup and Botox cost money, I hear.
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