Friday, July 15, 2011

My Mom's Dog Doesn't Fart, But It Sure Pees a Lot. If He Were a Knight of the Round Table, He'd Be Sir Peesalot. Werd.


10K Cases producer Bryan Bishop is on a roll with two new films hitting HTG theatres this month. Sepulveda and Fart Dogs: An Until 5 Adventure are scheduled to finish off July. What's next for the Best Producer winner?

This news source sent a reporter to check on future movies from 10K Cases at their office, located just behind the billboard marketing Magi After Shave. Our investigator was able to make several pages of notes, but unfortunately dropped them once he returned to the Happ offices. But, thanks to some logic and finger crossing, we have put together a pretty good guess on what's next for 10K Cases.

With the success of Pedro's dog Amy in HTG Hollywood, Bishop is hoping to get the same success for his own dog, Laserbomb. A series of Laserbomb features will have the dog and movie owner, the father from Everybody Hates Chris, solve crimes and save various damsels in distress.

"That makes perfect sense" commented Bob, a longtime reporter for Happening. "I'm sure he'll throw in a nice soundtrack and an appearance by some hot actress. I'll make sure to give it a 9."

Sepulveda opens next week, with Fart Dogs being released the week after.

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