Producer Opts for Celebrities Instead of New Coffee Machine, Employees Up in Arms

Since the lifting of limits on Friendly Talents for producers, Baseball Mogul operator Pedro has been snatching up directors, actors and actresses for his group of discounted talents. Paul Leyden, Nicholas Lea, Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Douglas and John Waters are now friendly to Pedro's films. He may now hire these talents at a reduced rate for films that he produces. (Other producers may still hire them, but at the normal rate.)

"I'm (bleep) pleased to be (bleep) associated with (bleep) Baseball Mogul Productions" declared Samuel L. Jackson when he heard the news. Jackson, who now appears in Miracle Pictures' A Poop Protest, has had roles in the three Generations films and Are You There, God? from Baseball Mogul.

When asked if future talents are in line for FT status with Pedro, an assistant at the Production Office stated "He's got several folks in mind, but we're keeping quiet on their identities. Pedro is planning on adding to his list of favorites soon."

Pedro's next film, Scooby Doo 2, is being released by Ship of Fooles studio this Friday.