Monday, February 14, 2011

Actor Arrives at Audition with Arm Intact, Gets Job and Year's Supply of Moustache Wax


After years of auditioning for jobs in HTG Hollywood, actor Carl Weathers has finally been hired. He will have a small role in the upcoming A Poop Protest, the third in the line of films by Miracle Pictures.

"I'm Apollo Creed" grumbled Weathers, who made his transition to acting after a short professional football career. "Creed was Brando worthy. I don't see why it took so long for someone to hire me. But now I'm on my way, baby. Look for me in more roles soon. I can feel it. 2011 will be the year for Apo... I mean, Carl Weathers."

As he did in the TV series Arrested Development, Weathers will be playing a version of himself.

"He seemed right for the part" explained Miracle Pictures producer Marlowe. "I was surprised that in more than six years, no one had thought to include him in anything. I wish him the best in his future HTG career."

A Poop Protest is set to open on February 25.

2 comments:

Tim Lewis said...

I hope the role isn't /too/ similar to his role on AD, or the owner of the franchise will have to get litigious. ;)

Marlowe said...

Why would it be? First Pedro thought this was a Screech Monkeys film, now this?

(turns head)

Gosh!