City Aiding Mental Health Sufferers Thanks to Donation

I knew I needed help when I began to kiss my wife and she had Mac's face.

For the last month, offices of psychiatrists in HTG Hollywood have seen an increase in a specialized mental ailment known as Lapitorizophilia... episodes of seeing someone's face on the faces of other people. In these recent cases, all but one of the patients have expressed that it is longtime HTG resident Mac the Movieguy whose face has been seen.

According to reports filed by mental health experts, the onslaught of the poster for the Ship of Fooles film Now is greatly responsible for these sightings. The poster, with Mac's face boldly presented, has been seen by many in the city.

"He just stares at you" explained one victim of the condition, who wished to remain anonymous. "And whenever you turn around, there's that poster. Mac staring at you. Hour after hour. Day after day. The city should do something about it!"

A closed door meeting with Mayor Bob Blutarsky and Assistant Mayor Jay resulted in something indeed being done about the mental ailment. The city, thanks to a generous donation from htgstore, is picking up the tab for anyone requiring treatment of Lapitorizophilia. Forms are available at any of HTG Hollywood's numerous mental health locations.

"We're going to get this tragic disease cured" an official from city hall declared. "Anyone suffering from this condition should get into treatment right away."

For the record, the one case of Lapitorizophilia that did not involve Mac's face concerned a man who complained about seeing the countenance of fellow HTG producer Pedro.

"Everywhere the patient looked, he saw Pedro's face" a local psychiatrist said. "I guess it's because every week there seems to be a new Pedro movie. The gentleman is receiving weekly treatments of shock therapy. It isn't working so far, but we'll keep at it."