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With the new surge of activity at the HTG Coliseum, one talent is more pleased than others.

"It's like Christmas already, y'all!" exclaimed Britney Spears after a recent visit to her favorite coffee shop. "You know them TCW shows? I'm the ring announcer! So for every one of them TCW shows, I get to work and get money!"

Ship of Fooles' Lucian Carter has enthusiastically marked dates at the city's largest venue for a series of TCW wrestling performances. Merchandise such as posters and HTG-rays help with the costs of the productions.

"I hope he keeps doin' them shows!" concluded an excited Spears. "These iced coffees aren't cheap, you know!"

The HTG Coliseum is currently featuring the Miss Globe 2010 Beauty Pageant, overseen by Romeitaliano and sponsored by CzarTim's Happy Funtime.