Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Who Knows Where the Thing Really Lives. I Didn't Follow It Home, You Know.


What is it that makes living in the Malibu section of HTG Hollywood as great as it is?

The airport? The surf shop? The mansions?

Some would say that it's the unique items throughout that part of the city. After a recent visit to Malibu, an excited citizen explained to this reporter that there are some strange things there.

"There was this cat, see? It had these dark alien eyes. And it's mouth... Not a mouth that you'd see on a normal cat. But there is was, on the front wall of a mansion to the north. People passed by, not reacting to it. I guess they were used to the thing. But for me and my family? Wow! It was like some mad scientist combined a cat and some kind of extraterrestrial."

Visitors to Malibu are advised to not approach any unknown kinds of animals.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

My mom she had a cat named wigles it would cough all the time and then it died so my mom got another cat she caled it moriya and it got run over by a truck it was driven by mr. peterson he lives on our block.