Publishing Difficulties Cause Problems for Happening Editor

According to a staff memo from our Editor in Chief, a software glitch has prevented the successful updating of this newsite over the last few days.

"It's a conspiracy" Marlowe grumbled, perched on his padded office chair. "It's as if someone was out to harm us. I won't tolerate this. I'll see this problem fixed or my name isn't Marlowe!"

When Happening staff members pointed out to the EIC that his name really isn't Marlowe, the producer/studio chief shrugged it off."

All I know is that I'll get this stuff that I have saved posted or there will be Pedro to pay. Pedro to pay, do you hear me?!"